Cooper Quiz

1. Which statement is true?

a. Donna attended NYC public schools.

b. Donna attended Quaker school in Locust Valley, NY.

c. Donna was sent to boarding school.

d. Donna was raised by wolves.

4. Donna's once a year diet breaking splurge

a. Chateaubriand and lemon tart at Sir Winston's in Long Beach, CA

b. Crispy buffalo wings and cheeseburger in any pub in NYC

c. Her mother's veal parmigiana and homemade rum cake

d. All of the above

2. Donna went to Tufts University. Why?

a. To become a linguist

b. To become a doctor

c. To become an actress

d. To learn how to show up with a hangover

3. Which statement is false?

a. Donna worked clubs and colleges as a stand-up comic

b. Donna had audiences laughing in Bangkok

c. Donna had the military laughing in the Persian Gulf

d. Donna was told to quit comedy because she wasn't black enough

5. Favorite acting gig so far

a. Threatening the scapegoat as a factory worker in a Geico commercial

b. Flirting with Kevin Costner in 'Rumor Has It' and then getting fired.

c. Crying over being raped as an HIV positive prostitute on 'The Shield'

d. Repeating the phrase 'good calculating Kyle' hundreds of times while shooting an AT&T spot

6. When did Donna hang up her bachelorette boots?

a. 2006

b. 1997

c. 2009

d. Not in this lifetime

7. Donna left this business in 2009 only to return in 2012. Why did she leave?

a. Her mother was gravely ill

b. She was gravely ill

c. She got pregnant

d. She came to her senses.